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sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

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#baby face
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#obvious child #me

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

"Why are they both white?"
"That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.

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#Modern Family #perfff

leslieseuffert:

Margriet SmuldersVarious Works

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#art
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#royals
Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck on the set of Roman Holiday, 1953
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#audrey hepburn #gregory peck

x-men: first class + charles/erik + social media

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#xmen #first class #perfect

Photoshop like a boss —

Wait for it

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I’m so happy right now.

(via rainbowbarnacle)

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Edith Head sketch design for Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany’s (1961)

by simon emmett

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#alex turner

sadstagram:

*Ugly white dude voice* Taylor swift is so obsessive and crazy about the people she dates i’d never date her lol! Bro can you turn up the eminem song? This is the one about him murdering his wife it’s my favorite lol 

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aspirexd:

lovestruck flamingo

nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

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#me
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